2007 WSOP Recap, Part One: Grades
I can honestly say that if I had not made a final table at the World Series of Poker this year, it would have to rank amongst the most pointless, boring, and forgettable experiences of my life. A couple friends made scores, but nothing like last year. I only made one decent run in the tournaments, and most were fairly unexciting. There wasn't too much that was unpleasant, but there was very little at the WSOP or surrounding it that really inspired me.
The Grades should reflect this. I don't have as much to say as the last two years, both of which changed my life. If the last two years were Friday and Saturday night, then the 2007 WSOP was Sunday afternoon: perhaps more enjoyable, but not as exciting.
Here are the Grades, in alphabetical order:
1408: C
Just not really enough there.
Ali Nejad: A-
Nejad has quietly emerged as poker’s best play-by-play guy, blending a solid knowledge base with tireless enthusiasm and wit. In addition, he somehow put up with Phil Gordon for sixteen hours last night.
Artists Formerly Known as the House of Pain: C-
A weak effort from a disbanded group. No one has really been the same since last summer, for better or for worse. We’re really not very strong tournament players when you come right down to it. Last year we were amongst the most potent groups in tournament poker. That’s no longer the case.
Competitive Eating: B+
The plot has thickened. Competitive eating was once the sport featuring the most dominant athlete in the world, but Joey Chestnut has caught up to the legendary Kobayashi. Now, as Chau Giang would say, “The Game is On.”
My Driving: A-
Let the haters know, I drove 2800 miles this summer without coming close to an accident, getting lost, or any other negative incident.
Eggs over Medium: B+
I never knew this existed, thought there was only “over easy.”
George Thorogood and the Destroyers: A
The ultimate driving-across-the-desert music.
The Gold Coast: C
The ‘Coast continues to exceed expectations every time I stay there. They always add some new wrinkle to keep things exciting. I love everything about the place, I really do. But you just can’t fuck with a poker player’s internet. The Gold Coast internet is not fast or dependable, and that alone might keep me from coming back anytime soon.
James Van Alstyne: D+
The biggest fantasy bust since Priest Holmes ‘05. Dammit man, people have money riding on this! At least he seems to have pretty good taste in music.
Knocked Up: A-
Easily the best movie of the summer, and perhaps
Kwickfish Poker, Inc.: B
I believe the Fish went into the WSOP with bad karma, and that cost him in the luck department. But the Fish played well from what I saw, and was a gracious host for many guests. I believe he got his karma back, and will be the favorite in the next tournament he plays.
Live Free or Die Hard: B-
The worst Die Hard, yet the best blockbuster of a disappointing summer.
I didn’t really play much good poker, but I accomplished the three goals I set for the WSOP: play hard in every tournament I enter, have fun in every tournament I enter, and make a final table
The NBA Finals: F
I watched four minutes total.
Ocean’s 13: C
Just because it was better than the second one doesn't mean it was good. A passable offering, indicative of the bland, uninspiring nature of this summer's movies.
PiMaster: B
Pi’s WSOP was as dry as the
The Physical Read: C
Just when I though t I was getting real good at this, it seems to be fading from my game. It really doesn’t seem like most top pros put all that much stock in the physical read, either. Still, never underestimate the physical read.
The
A really strong performance from a historically dubious venue. It obviously helped that I was staying in the suite of legendary customer “Mr. Ta.”
I feel like I learned a lot, but I didn’t really learn any lessons.
Amazing how quickly this went out of fashion. I don't think I saw one the whole WSOP at my tables.
This was like
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Next up -
Part Two: Lessons Learned.
9 Comments:
My Driving: A-
Let the haters know, I drove 2800 miles this summer without coming close to an accident, getting lost, or any other negative incident...THAT I NOTICED.
FYP
Haha, this is the reason yours is the only blog I read. I am tempted to downgrade the eggs over medium, but I will accept differences of opinion for now.
The post-WSOP post is quickly becoming one of my most anticipated bloggings of the year.
Who enjoys quiet Sunday afternoons better than exciting Friday and Saturday nights? You loser.
Diana Lane references in regards to your cars performance: D
actually she's pretty hot.
for some reason i had a picture of diane sawyer in my head when i read that.
cheers
Knocked up was a quality film. I as well really like your grades.
This post alone redeems your blog from 2 months of "retirement." Let's hike somewhere.
Transformers: C
Michael Bay is the master of making really good terrible movies. The cast (especially John Turturro and Shia LeBeouf) saved this one.
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