Wednesday, August 04, 2010

You're Getting Older...

1. You walk into Bed Bath & Beyond
2. Your first thought: The Great Indoors totally crushes this place
3. Your second thought: This would be a great place to meet girls
4. Your third thought: Single girls don't shop at Bed Bath & Beyond, dumbass
5. You quietly return your duvet cover and bedskirt

3 Comments:

Blogger John said...

Read this post aloud to my GF since she is in the process of trying to convince me to purchase a duvet even though two months ago I had no idea what one was...anyway, her immediate response: Single girls definitely shop at Bed Bath!

6:18 PM  
Blogger Chris Viox said...

One of my favorite short/funny posts. #5 was perfect

11:09 AM  
Anonymous derg said...

He chose.....poorly.

11:30 PM  

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