Midsummer in the City of Sin
Things that generally get bigger the longer you stay in Vegas:
The temperature
Your stomach
The line of cars moving up the I-15
Bad beat stories
That pile of dirty dishes
Headaches
Your chances of dying in an automobile accident
Things that generally get smaller the longer you stay in Vegas:
Your bankroll
Your imagination
The value of the homes you drive by
Humidity
Your vocabulary
Your self-esteem
Plants
Your willpower
Your lifespan
posted by GnightMoon @ 1:49 PM
4 Comments:
LOL...all of this is SO true...but why not stay for a couple more days right??? :)
All of these are perfect.
Also, your clean clothes tend to diminish.
/weak
/tired
A+ post
Truman, remember that Moon does not consider clothes to be that important when he travels.
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