The Hated San Antonio Spurs
On Friday night the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Phoenix Suns 114-106 to win the Western Conference Semifinals series 4-2. In so doing, the Spurs
- Knocked out their toughest remaining challenger and essentially wrapped up the NBA championship.
- Proved once again that faster, higher scoring, flashier teams are no match for them.
- Destroyed all hope of the existence of any entertaining basketball until next fall.
- Officially surpassed the Miami Heat and Los Angeles Lakers as my most hated NBA franchise.
The Spurs' dominance began after they drafted Tim Duncan with the first overall pick in the 1997 NBA draft. Since his NBA career began, Duncan has been the most consistent and, arguably, best, player in the game. Duncan, however, does not get as much adulation as his superstar peers, players like Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash, Dwyane Wade, and LeBron James. The main reasons for this are
- Duncan's game is very mundane. He rarely makes jawdropping or even entertaining plays.
- Duncan's demeanor rarely changes. Fans like to see emotion and Duncan always looks the same, except when his eyes bug out annoyingly when he protests a foul.
- Duncan's career has been boringly standard and efficient - he played all four years in college at an ACC school; he got drafted first overall; he's never had a run-in with the law and/or a notable character incident; his teams have won a few championships, but never consecutively (which would garner more attention).
- Is abysmal with the media
- Never does anything to differentiate himself (other than winning games)
- Doesn't use gimmicks to inspire his team or self-promote
Manu Ginobili is the one Spur who plays with panache, but his game is so irritating that his distinctiveness becomes a source of annoyance rather than respect. Ginobili is one of the biggest targets of boos from fans outside of San Antonio, because
- His favorite move is to drive wildly into the lane, initiate contact, sprawl his body out and toss the ball towards the hoop, get a whistle and then sink two free throws.
- He flops more than anyone in the NBA now that Vlade Divac is retired.
- He has an unsightly bald spot
- He's Argentine/Italian and radiates disdainful Euroness
- He's French
- He can't shoot worth a damn
- He's engaged to Eva Longoria
- He plays dirty
- He makes the game less entertaining
- He's just not easy to like
- His career 7.2 ppg average indicates he may be incredibly overrated
- He has crushed the dreams of many of the NBA's most likable up-and-coming teams, giving championships to boring teams that have already won too many
- His flagrant foul on Steve Nash in Game 4 of this year's series led to the one-game suspensions of Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw which likely cost the Suns Game 5 and the NBA Championship.
Go Jazz!
4 Comments:
i have no doubt that if nash hadn't busted his nose, they'd have won that game. San Antonio was like 2-15 on the road when games go above 100.
i have no doubt that the 88-85 point game w/o amare would have been won if he had just kept his ass on the bench.
series was ruined by both of those stupid things.
now we just gotta root for lebron to single handledly destroy our fears of another boring pistons/spurs finals.
Moon,
Gotta respectfully disagree with everything you say here.
You have something against good basketball? Apparently.
I'm as big a Suns fan as anyone outside of Arizona. Love that team. Love Nash. Even love the less-likable Amare and D'Antoni. That being said, there's a lot to like about the Spurs.
1. Duncan is incredible. For anyone who cares about basketball, they should consider it a treat to grow up watching the NBA in an era where one of the top few two-way low-post players of all time dominates the league. It's really pretty special. He's usntoppable one-on-one, and plays the best low post D of anyone we've ever had the pleasure of watching. I include Mutumbo, Mourning, Shaq, Ewing, and Olajuwan in this. While he may get less blocks than these guys, he is in the exact right place 100% of the time, and makes it damn near impossible to score near the basket (case in point, this Jazz game I'm watching wear a great pentrator (williams) and superstar low-post scorer (boozer) look terrible.)
2. Tony Parker is one of the most exciting players in the league. He does things that no one else can do. No one. And I'm not even sure if he's one of the top 5 point guards (case to be made for Nash, Kidd, Paul, Williams, Billups). But he is fun to watch.
3. I hate Bruce Bowen and Manu. Always have. Can't argue that.
4. Can't hate on Big shot Bob. Just can't.
5. How about a team that gets quality minutes out of Jacues Vaughn and Franciso Elson? No love for such quintessential role-players?
5. Why the hell are you counting the Pistons out of this thing? That is a damn good team. They're better than they were last year. Don't overestimate the impact of losing Wallace. He wasn't that integral to what they do.
6. Still... Go Jazz!
I absolutely disagree with your extremely unfair portrayal of the Serbian Superstar Vlade Divac. For true lovers of the game nothing competed with his intimidating outside shots and unstoppable post D. He never "flopped". He never accused the other team of getting lucky. He never created unnecessary drama. Oh for the good old days of Shaq-Vlade all California battles of the two bets players in the league!
great take on the spurs
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