Too Much

A few weeks ago I was at a strip club as part of a friend's bachelor party. At some point I got bored and went to the bathroom to take a crap. I was thinking about how much time I've spent in strip clubs the last few years, even though I've never once wanted to go to a strip club. It got me thinking about all the things I've spent too much time doing in recent years. I jotted down as many things as I could while sitting in the stall. Here is that list, unedited:

Strip clubs
Stroking the one eyed monkey
S loop
Dominion.isotropic.org
Dr. Mario
DMV
Fishing
Thursday Night Football
China Men
Pursuing hot chicks
Chewing
Lat pulldown
Facebook
Waiting for encores
Resetting the wireless router
Looking for WSOP lodging
Putting the blankets on the couch
Questioning my social skills
Target fitting room
Words With Friends
School
Vomiting
Hearing "Don't Stop Believing"
Evaluating my looks
Poker
Short Cuts
Cleaning contact lens cases with q-tips
Chasing unattainable girls
The Colorado Buffaloes Men's Basketball Team
Black Hawk, CO
MTV
MTV2
Giving Dave Matthews second, third, & fourth chances
Snowboarding
Sleeping
Thinking about myself
Driving the I-15
Ex-girlfriends
Infomercials
Making lists
Driving up and down Lehigh St
Fantasizing
Second base
Tagging mp3s
Wearing old socks
Scraping snow off the windshield
Complaining
Waiting for the fly machine to open up at 24 hr fitness
Driving to 24 hr fitness