Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Too Much

A few weeks ago I was at a strip club as part of a friend's bachelor party. At some point I got bored and went to the bathroom to take a crap. I was thinking about how much time I've spent in strip clubs the last few years, even though I've never once wanted to go to a strip club. It got me thinking about all the things I've spent too much time doing in recent years. I jotted down as many things as I could while sitting in the stall. Here is that list, unedited:

Strip clubs
Stroking the one eyed monkey
S loop
Dr. Mario
Thursday Night Football
China Men
Pursuing hot chicks
Lat pulldown
Waiting for encores
Resetting the wireless router
Looking for WSOP lodging
Putting the blankets on the couch
Questioning my social skills
Target fitting room
Words With Friends
Hearing "Don't Stop Believing"
Evaluating my looks
Short Cuts
Cleaning contact lens cases with q-tips
Chasing unattainable girls
The Colorado Buffaloes Men's Basketball Team
Black Hawk, CO
Giving Dave Matthews second, third, & fourth chances
Thinking about myself
Driving the I-15
Making lists
Driving up and down Lehigh St
Second base
Tagging mp3s
Wearing old socks
Scraping snow off the windshield
Waiting for the fly machine to open up at 24 hr fitness
Driving to 24 hr fitness


Blogger TheGraveWolf said...

Maybe add "long craps" to the list?

8:23 AM  
Blogger TheGraveWolf said...

Damn that fly machine - how can they only have one?! I'm cancelling my membership btw.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You accidentally put this on the wrong list when it belongs on the list of things you haven't spent enough time doing:
Hearing "Don't Stop Believing"

How long were you in that bathroom?

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Nick said...

This post is gold. We need to catch up soon..

10:02 AM  
Blogger Bag said...

Why Wolfy? Getting a membership elsewhere?

11:11 AM  
Blogger Bag said...

(Comment barrier of entry passed, Moon)

11:11 AM  
Blogger TheGraveWolf said...

Because I never go...

11:12 AM  
Blogger Spencetron said...

That Buffs team was the most compelling Buffs basketball team since Chauncey. They got shafted.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are you coming out with the "Not Enough" list? In which bathroom will you write that list?

11:02 AM  
Blogger GnightMoon said...

Thinking about writing that up, will be a shorter list

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Possibly, the best list you've ever made. Certainly more bang for buck than the 100 favorite songs list. What does "second base" refer to?


2:50 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

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9:01 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Too Much

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My buddy, Wall Russ, has a great bathroom you can use for writing the Not Enough list. His place is across from the Rio.

10:13 AM  
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6:59 AM  
Anonymous Derg Chan said...

Missed items:

Saying "Jesus, Ethan"
Saying "Ethan, Jesus"
Playing VTG
Looking at maps
Quoting/Watching Jones, Mission Imp., J-Park, etc.
Deciding whether to love or hate J.R. Smith
Wearing blue

12:37 AM  

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