Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Best Four Days of the Year

Four Obvious Cinderellas:
Niagara
Winthrop
Gonzaga
Wright State

Four More:
Davidson
Oral Roberts
VCU
Old Dominion

Four Steaming Piles of Cow Dung Waiting to be Shoveled into the Garbage:
New Mexico State
George Washington
Butler
Illinois

Four Chokejobs Waiting To Happen:
Memphis
Wisconsin
Notre Dame
Vanderbilt

Four Teams That Got Hosed:
Akron
Florida State
Clemson
West Virginia


Four Teams Lucky to Be In:
Illinois
Purdue
Arkansas
Xavier

Four Likable Teams Going Nowhere:
Holy Cross
Albany
Villanova
VCU

Four Contenders
Florida
Ohio State
Texas A&M
UCLA
Four Second Tier Big Conference Teams Capable of Making a Final Four Run
Maryland
Washington State
Louisville
Virginia Tech

Four Awesome Players
Kevin Durant, Texas
Scotty Reynolds, Villanova
Jared Dudley, Boston College
Acie Law, Texas A&M

Four Awesome Coaches:
Bruce Weber, Illinois
Lute Olson, Arizona
Chris Lowery, Southern Illinois
John Thompson III, Georgetown

Four Villains:
John Calipari, Memphis head coach
Greg Paulus, Duke
Kelvin Sampson, Indiana head coach
Dominic James, Marquette

Four Guys Who Seemingly Have Been in College the Last Ten Years:
Mustafa Shakur, Arizona
Curtis Sumpter, Villanova
DJ Strawberry, Maryland
Drew Neitzel, Michigan State
Every Player, Texas Tech

Four Guys Who Look Like Chris Rock:
Kammron Taylor, Wisconsin

1 Comments:

Blogger zach said...

What's great about being a consultant is that you can take 2 hour lunch breaks if necessary to head to a sports bar and watch some round one games.

Wish I could be watching the games with you today buddy, I'm sure you're sitting there mocking all my picks, like Illinois. I wish we could just be talking shit about games all day.

7:27 AM  

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