Calling All Idiots

ATTENTION MORONS.

If you have a lot of money to give away on Party Poker, this message is for you. This is a reminder that APotIsAPot is a viable candidate to give your money to. It is acceptable to give him a chunk of your stack, half of your stack, or even your entire stack while drawing dead. In fact, you are permitted to rebuy, and give him even more of your money. While it is preferable that you do this with a zero percent chance of winning, any chance less than forty percent is acceptable.

Repeat: APotIsAPot does qualify as an acceptable target for your horrendous plays. Concatenate, Kwickfish, gamblegambel, slothr0p, and KriyaYoga are not your only choices for charity. APotIsAPot is both willing and excited at the chance to destroy your bankroll. Please give him that opportunity.

Thank you.

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