Laughably Bad Hands

From tournaments I played this evening.

From the Cabin Fever Freeroll:

Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: LlamaOnFire (715)
Seat 2: saintidaho (1275)
Seat 3: stiesn (2315)
Seat 4: I_EAT_ANTS (455)
Seat 5: F12JK9M (2005)
Seat 6: radiohead999 (1340)
Seat 7: PunkyPickett (4025)
Seat 8: neville226 (1125)
Seat 9: F_Mayweather (1715)
Seat 10: X8X8X (2480)
LlamaOnFire posts small blind (15)
saintidaho posts big blind (30)
** Dealing down cards **
stiesn folds.
I_EAT_ANTS folds.
F12JK9M folds.
radiohead999 folds.
PunkyPickett folds.
neville226 calls (30)
F_Mayweather folds.
X8X8X raises (275) to 275
LlamaOnFire folds.
saintidaho folds.
neville226 calls (245)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 4d, 9h, 6s ]
neville226 checks.
X8X8X bets (600)
neville226 raises (850) to 850
neville226 is all-In.
X8X8X calls (250)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 5s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 3c ]
Creating Main Pot with $2295 with neville226
** Summary **
Main Pot: 2295
Board: [ 4d 9h 6s 5s 3c ]
neville226 balance 2295, bet 1125, collected 2295, net +1170 [ Ad 5c ] [ a pair of fives -- ]
X8X8X balance 1355, lost 1125 [ As Kc ] [ high card ace --]

From the Super Wednesday $150 limit:
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to APotIsAPot [ Td, Kh ]
Tuna28 folds.
Spiddler folds.
basradio folds.
bitch_in0_60 folds.
Valyash raises (40) to 40
hukitor folds.
APotIsAPot folds.
Informat calls (40)
BauerPower54 folds.
merzavets raises (40) to 60
Valyash raises (40) to 80
Informat calls (40)
merzavets calls (20)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8c, 6h, Jd ]
merzavets bets (20)
Valyash calls (20)
Informat calls (20)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2d ]
merzavets bets (40)
Valyash raises (80) to 80
Informat calls (80)
merzavets raises (80) to 120
Valyash raises (80) to 160
Informat calls (80)
merzavets calls (40)
** Dealing River ** : [ 4s ]
merzavets bets (40)
Valyash raises (80) to 80
Informat folds.
merzavets raises (80) to 120
Valyash folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 990
Board: [ 8c 6h Jd 2d 4s ]
Valyash balance 355, lost 340 (folded)
Informat balance 1225, lost 260 (folded)
merzavets balance 1000, bet 380, collected 990, net +610

From the Super Wednesday $150 limit:

merzavets posts small blind (50)
Tuna28 posts big blind (100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to APotIsAPot [ 7c, 3h ]
Spiddler raises (200) to 200
bitch_in0_60 folds.
Iliketodream folds.
theboz19 folds.
APotIsAPot folds.
witten folds.
THEMADLION folds.
merzavets folds.
Tuna28 calls (100)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9d, 6d, 4h ]
Tuna28 checks.
Spiddler bets (100)
Tuna28 calls (100)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ts ]
Tuna28 checks.
Spiddler bets (200)
Tuna28 calls (200)
** Dealing River ** : [ 2s ]
Tuna28 checks.
Spiddler bets (93)
Spiddler is all-In.
Tuna28 calls (93)
Creating Main Pot with $1236 with Spiddler
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1236 Board: [ 9d 6d 4h Ts 2s ]
Spiddler balance 1236, bet 593, collected 1236, net +643 [ 5d 5h ] [ a pair of fives -- Ts,9d,6d,5d,5h ]
Tuna28 balance 1760, lost 593 [ 3c Jh ] [ high card jack -- Jh,Ts,9d,6d,4h ]

Poker is so sickening. I see such awful play every time I sit down, and I can't beat the game.

Tonight: -274 (tournaments)