The Lame Hall of Fame
I felt it was an appropriate time to compile a list of the twenty lamest things in the universe, according to me. Feel free to suggest your own.
20. February
19. My garage
18. The Ryan Adams album "Rock and Roll"
17. The New York Yankees
16. The Rio
15. Veronica's Closet
14. Hannity
13. Denve
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11. The WNBA
10. PartyPoker
9. The murder of John Lennon
7. Dandruff
6. Middle School
5. Mike Tirico
4. Chicken Pox
3. Scraping ice off the windshield
2. Babies crying on airplanes
1. Bologna
posted by GnightMoon @ 3:20 AM
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20. AT&T/Cingular/at&t
19. That I actually spent time making this list
18. Matt Maroon
17. Political Correctness
16. Coupons
15. Fat people
14. Wind
13. Ship It Holla Ballas
12. WNBA
11. Brent Musburger
10. Nightclubs
9. Rednecks
8. Jury Duty
7. Boob Jobs
6. Lifetime Channel
5. Pie
4. Walmart
3. NASCAR
2. Richard Brodie
1. Strip Clubs
1. a bad bj
Wow are you a chick or something? Doesn't matter what adjective you put in front of it - you just put a BJ on the lame list...How lame are you??
Trumie's list
20. Customer "Service"
19. Athlete's Foot
18. Error 404: Website not found
17. Blue laws
16. T.O.
15. Mosquitos
14. Mainstream Media
13. People who misuse "So to speak."
12. Paris Hilton
11. Stepping in Dog Shit
10. Erectile Dysfunction
9. Migraines
8. Religion
7. US Foreign Policy
6. The persistance of "Pwned."
5. Email Spam
4. NASCAR
3. The NFL's new anti celebration rules
2. Texas
1. The Music Industry
20-2 Tools at the tables that think they are Phil Hellmuth
1. Tummy Aches
10. Strip malls full of giant chain stores
9. Gender stereotypes
8. Homophobia
7. Trash (especially on the side of the road)
6. Mass produced food
5. Creationism
4. Little Debbie lard and sugar snacks
3. The popularity of Sex in the City
2. Tanning bed fried ladies in the middle of winter
1. Referencing the bible to support an argument
bad bj > no bj
Trumie's addition:
Dude, one of the LAMEst things in the universe is that retarded policy at Safeway of asking if I need help out with my groceries.
What has this pathetic world come to when we all must be offered help just so some people won't have to ask for it.
DIE SAFEWAY.
I have challenged two grocery bag boys to a fight. So far none have stepped up.
Truman, agreed. I find that policy especially hilarious when the person behind the counter weighs over 300 pounds and no one else is in sight.
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